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Horoscopes

Updated May 28

♒ Aquarius If you take a dump, put it back.
♓ Pisces Good things come to those at the gate.
♈ Aries Do the world a favor and kill a clown today.
♉ Taurus A big scam is coming your way soon. Just say no.
♊ Gemini Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
♋ Cancer I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
♌ Leo Pick on someone smaller than you. It's easier to get what you want that way.
♍ Virgo You are one ugly motherfucker
♎ Libra Choose hugs, not drugs. Choose both if you can.
♏ Scorpio You may need more fiber in your diet. It might explain why pooping feels off lately.
♐ Sagittarius Beauty is in the eye when you hold her.
♑ Capricorn Indulge in a bad habit, and do it recklessly. Drugs, sex, or alcohol. But not all three. Two out of three is okay though, but if you do all three, something bad is going to happen, guaranteed.


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