Horoscopes
Updated Sun
| â | Aquarius | Pick on someone smaller than you. It's easier to get what you want that way. |
| â | Pisces | Call Professor Stokes. If anyone can find out anything, he can. |
| â | Aries | We belong dead. |
| â | Taurus | This is no dream. This is really happening! |
| â | Gemini | I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... |
| â | Cancer | Tonight's the night. |
| â | Leo | It's all in the reflexes. |
| â | Virgo | Don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to bed. Dental hygiene is important. |
| â | Libra | A chain is only as long as its longest strong chain. |
| â | Scorpio | Don't judge a cover of a book by its look. |
| â | Sagittarius | Hey, @! Get your ass away from there! |
| â | Capricorn | Sticking together is what good waffles do. |