Groundhogs Day
A holiday celebrated on February 2nd, in which a groundhog decides if winter will drag on. More importantly, it is a Bill Murray movie in which a guy experiences the same day over and over again.
Leap Day
A sort of holiday that only occurs every 4 years, on a leap year. Celebrated February 29th (when there is one).
Presidents Day
A U.S. federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February. People don't care about this one much.
Valentines Day
A holiday celebrated on February 14th, in which companies try to capitolize on the illusion of love. Also the day Harry Warden killed all those people in My Bloody Valentine.