Pearl Harbor Day
A holiday in remembrance of the attack on Pearl Harbor in December 7, 1941. Celebrated on December 7th.
Presidents Day
A U.S. federal holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February. People don't care about this one much.
St. Patrick's Day
An Irish holiday celebrated on March 17th, in which leprechauns kill for gold and people eat cornbeef reubens.
Thanksgiving Day
A holiday where people feast on turkeys, in honor of the pilgrims and native Americans uniting in 1621, celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November.
Tuesday the 17th
A fake holiday following Friday the 13th, and also Ren Hoek's birthday. Known for being the unluckiest day of the year.
Valentines Day
A holiday celebrated on February 14th, in which companies try to capitolize on the illusion of love. Also the day Harry Warden killed all those people in My Bloody Valentine.