Now made with 50% more fat.
A wtf holiday about trees, celebrated on the last Friday in April.
A holiday of many sales, where people get trampled trying to get the latest value. It is celebrated the day after Thanksgiving.
Kill her, mommy! KILL HER!
A holiday to commemorate the slasher franchise featuring Jason Voorhees.
The Friday before Easter, celebrating the day that Jesus Christ died. Yay?