Triggered cause Im listening to Physical Graffiti atm "the rover" which rocks, others on the album not so much (kasmir, in the light excepted)
I'm gonna give it some thought
I've been listening to the album years podcast and they say they nearly all are better as a single album, yes I agree mostly (obviously quadrophenia or the wall not)

What say yous?

Congrats to everyone who completed the challenge , yours not included (yeah I blame half term school holidays falling in the last week). Extra well done to Troma for getting the most viewings in. Also big to zed for yet again not being arsed to tally up his viewings/points.

RESULTS:

Troma - 80 (55)
Ballz - 68 (39)
Deferenz - 57 (50)
Nicko - 56 (20)
Box - 49... Continue »

Colin Farrell is back under heavy prosthetics to play Oswald Cobblepot, Gotham gangster from 2022's The Batman. The first episode picks up 1 week after that film, where Gotham is recovering from the Riddler's flooding and crime families are re-organizing.

Oswald isn't a top-dog here. He's a hot-head and he makes mistakes. He wants respect and he's ready to take it. He plays it really well, keeping you rooting for him even when he's clearly an asshole. We'll see if he retains that Tony... Continue »

November 15th on Netflix.

I've been waiting a long time for this. I want to see Mike annihilate Jake. Jake loses either way, beating up an old guy or getting beat up by an old guy.

Welcome to the 2024 Turkey Challenge Championship! This exciting event, held at the Stockyards Event Center in Denver, Colorado, brings together fitness enthusiasts from across the region for a weekend of intense competition, camaraderie, and fun. Whether you’re a seasoned athlete or a newcomer to the sport, the Turkey Challenge offers something for everyone.

This year’s event promises to be bigger and better than ever, featuring a variety of CrossFit-style workouts designed to test your... Continue »

Didn't there used to be an option to post polls here?

Anyways What country is gonna get the nuke next

Iran
Japan
Saudi Arabia
South Korea
Taiwan

Ukraine

My vote is Japan

I laughed about it with the great monkey fondler, of course by laughing god has cursed me with the same affliction.
I tell you my penis has a strip on it now.

It didn't used to this is untoward

Here's some dumb AI generated garbage. God, I wish this was a real movie. It could be the next Amazing Bulk if it gets made. I am now a fan of AI. Make it happen Skynet.

I know it's been a long time. I've just been really busy. So what's new?

It was only after I have seen the above movie that it was directed by Ivan Reitman. That name sounded familiar but I had to look him up where I had seen him before. Many fans of the 80s blockbuster Ghostbusters would have felt insulted not putting the link but hell I don't care. Ghostbusters is some cheesy horror comedy which I personally cannot really appreciate and I'm really being nice here. I won't go on a tirade how overrated and trash (in the bad or boring sense of the word as I like trash... Continue »

Several of us have already talked about this in the shout box. But I just wanted to mention something that I found confusing.

Josh Hartnett (AKA Cooper) saw an old lady in at least three scenes. I was unclear, watching the movie, about exactly what the hell was supposed to be going on there. After consulting the oracles of Reddit, and of Quora, and the comments sections under some YT videos, I think I get it now. It does make sense, I guess I just had some kind of mental block against see... Continue »

I was just thinking today, it sucks so much that that franchise has been stuck in legal limbo, or whatever the hell is going on, for so long. We could have had... I don't know, maybe ten or fifteen more sequels, over the years, if people had just stopped the legal bullshit.

Those movies aren't even supposed to be very good, that's part of why they're fun. Fans could and would probably have churned out even more than fifteen sequels, like, say, three or four movies a year, if there hadn't be... Continue »

First of all, everyone go read shadow-345's posts about this movie. I wouldn't have watched it if not for his posts. I'm gonna try to watch it again soon, by the way, because it was very late in my time zone when I watched it and I was dozing off by the end.

Having said that, I basically liked it. The monster (supposed to be an ancient pagan deity actually, if I got that right) seems to be intended to represent a sort of combination of berserker barbarian fury and sheer (raw?) animal power... Continue »

Hey cunts. Rather than clog up the Oct challenge thread with reviews, I'd thought I'd post my Fulci month here. My goal is to watch every Lucio Fulci horror movie over the course of the month. Will I achieve this? Probably not. And that's fine. Because perhaps the real massive fucking splinter in the eyeball is the friends we made along the way...

Let's do this!

Well it soon comes around. You all know the drill but for any newbies, here are the rules:

> At least 31 horror films must be watched during the month of October. 16 of these must be FTVs (first time viewings).
> You get 1 "point" per movie watched.
> Runtime is 1 hour minimum (fuck the 45 minutes nonsense).
> Kiddy-friendly "Halloween themed" movies wil... Continue »

An Aussie horror about a girl who asks a guy to the prom, but he says no. Not to be a dick, but he's already going with his girlfriend, so no hard feelings, okay?

He should have said yes. With help from her equally demented father, this girl kidnaps the guy and makes him regret ever rejecting her. The fuckery in this movie is actually sticking with me, so I guess that means it gets the job done. The torture and stuff is quite gross, made worse by how the victims don't die from it. Particularly... Continue »

The so-called "finale" of Ti West's 'X' trilogy finds our survivor in Hollywood to make a name for herself. It's hard when you get your start in porn, because no one takes you seriously. Set in the backdrop the Night Stalker killings in the mid-80s, this is a jab at Hollywood. I think the moral of the story is to suck that dick, or you'll never work in this town again!

I was wondering how the story would connect to the first film, and Kevin Bacon is there as the sleazy PI to act a... Continue »

Naomi Scott goes insane in this infectious psychdrama sequel. She does a good job with the material, but it's a lot of jump scares and more of the same. Most of the movie is a delusion, and we use that excuse to have a disjointed plot that plunges our doomed protagonist forward in time to speed up the inevitable deadline that is her life.

There are at least a few decently unsettling moments, but they're borderline hilarious. Like the group of smiling folk in her apartment who keep smiling and p... Continue »

A quick shout-out to this Aussie FX show starring Scott Ryan as Ray Shoesmith, a hitman trying to balance his work life and his home life with his young daughter.

The main actor hasn't done anything outside of this show and the movie it's spun-off from, The Magician, but he's dope. The series showcases his various jobs, as well as him helping his friends out of various jams.

For instance, a prominent side character friend Ga... Continue »

Set 5 years after part 2, Art the Clown comes back from the dead after growing a new head that his mangled victim grew and vomited up for him. Meanwhile, Sienna is trying to move on and move in with some family. Her nerdy brother Steve Smith^Jonathan is also trying to move on and do some schoolin'. Art finds a Santa Claus and, much like Nightmare Before Christmas, he thinks he can do it better, but seriously m... Continue »

Just came back from a walk. Saw one of those dogs, I think a cross between german shepard (fuck saying alsatian, never call them that, anyone that saiz that should get punched) /wolf, you know with the really bright light blue/ cyan piercing eyes.
I think I've said this before, but anyways one of the most magical moments of my life was in africa, at night near a caldera (largest in the world if I remember rightly), following this hyena, I think a lone male (young) it would trot on like 20-30 s... Continue »

I was trying to think of horror movies set in the midst of massive hurricanes, for no particular reason.

Crawl isn't bad at all. It has Kaya Scodelario and Barry Pepper, stuck in a house in the middle of a huge hurricane, with (the plot thickens!) a bunch of gigantic alligators. Kaya and Barry both took it seriously, and did a solid job. There are also a bunch of extra characters, mostly just to add to the body count.

There should be... maybe a horror comedy, in which they show multiple Wea... Continue »

This past weekend while vacationing in San Antonio, me and the gal went into the mall on the River Walk, to take a look at the Sea Life aquarium. Oddly, while making our way through, we came across a couple of tables set up with a silent auction. None of the stuff had anything to do with aquatics, it was mostly just signed memorabilia, pertaining to movies or sports. There was just one thing that caught my eye.




A framed Friday the 13th... Continue »

Teacup is a new show, I have not seen it. I just wanted to mention that apparently it is based on the novel Stinger, by Robert McCammon. I have rambled on about his books before, I'm pretty sure. I'm a big fan of his book They Thirst, about vampires taking over L.A.

Anyway, I hope they did a good job with it. Had to share.

This movie was based on a simple idea. What if an undead slasher was told through the perspective of the villain? So that's our movie. We follow some wronged "slow" person who revives when his bling is taken from his grave site. So, he pulls himself out of hell or wherever and goes on a search for his good luck charm.

The curiosity keeps it interesting for a while. I like seeing what he does and where he goes and how he kills. I had read reviews calling it shallow, but it is what it is. A halfw... Continue »