A holiday of many sales, where people get trampled trying to get the latest value. It is celebrated the day after Thanksgiving.

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Kill her, mommy! KILL HER!

A land of magical sausages and kilted yaksman, eh.

The taboo responsible for one of the greatest horror exploitation sub genres.

A World War II super-soldier from Marvel comics.

A bizarre, often grotesque demon from an alternate dimension, originating from the "Hellraiser" series.

The night of the dawn of the Jesus Santa God, celebrated on December 25th.

A holiday that mooches off of the real holiday that follows, but doesn't give you any perks, like holiday pay. It's a real asshole.

A Mexican holiday celebrating Mexico's victory against the French in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862. It is celebrated by eating Taco Bell and singing "La Cucaracha".