Yes, it's true. Our own precious @Der is behind bars, and the police were positive that I was drunk, but I proved them wrong with my very first breathalizer test. Just because a man slurs his words, seems incoherent, and shakes a lot does not mean he is drunk.

Now that's raising a child to have good taste in flesh.

2015 is here now, and we still don't have hover boards!

I drank too much and nearly died last night, so I didn't make it till midnight, and I completely forgot about making any resolutions. Has anyone here made any New Years resolutions? Or did you all just watch New Years Evil and Terror Train?

To put Hausu (House) into words has been my most daunting task to date, because nothing I type will justify the bizarreness of this spiralling descent into strange, epileptic, schizophrenic madness. Another review described it as ''Scooby Doo directed my Mario Bava,'' but that still makes it sound grounded and tame in comparison. However, try to imagine that description as a starting point for understanding Hausu. The characters are hyperactive and cartoonish, hence the Scooby Doo analogy, and t... Continue »

There are thousands of new and old B-movies out there that often force the viewer to ask themselves "what could that director possibly have been thinking?" Well, Super Badass is definitely one of them. But aside from that, upon viewing, you'll most likely be asking yourself "what white trash underachiever got off the bottle long enough to conjure up something so unambitious, something so meaningless, something so lifeless?" Yet, at the sa... Continue »

This is a great sequel and I'm sure, like the original, it wil be enjoyed, but not as (much).

Bloody Bloody Bible Camp opens in 1977 at the aptly named Happy Day Bible Camp, where a group of horny teens who just want to have a good time are beautifully slaughtered by Sister Mary Chopper, who makes sure these sexed up miscreants pay for their pre-marital promiscuity and other sinful acts. 7 years later, a new group arrive at the camp, against the warning of the locals and one by one, they all f... Continue »

Let me start off with a brief synopsis of what this mindfuck is about. Not that it'll make any sense. A group of children living on the same block are haunted by a demonic dog named Labby, who takes them on wild rides through hellish dimensions and time periods. Each child's story is told through anthology segments, each one as fucked up as the other. In the first segment, the dog tells a little boy that a demon fetus is living inside his mother, and God has ordered them to kill it. This leads t... Continue »

Updated: I've been adding a lot to this timeline lately, and it now encompasses 60 franchises. Whoa! Continue »

I happen to love Seth Rogen and James Franco. However, I agree that the film was probably a terrible idea in the first place.

If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about... North Korea threatened to bomb movie theaters in USA if "The Interview" got a theatrical release. The theatrical release has been canceled, as well as VOD and DVD releases. Continue »

(Note: This review is not entirely finished. I'll be back to edit and add markups and piccies. Just wanted to churn this out to give y'all some trashy festive reading material. Enjoy!)

You better not shout. You better not cry. You better not pout and I'm telling you why: Because a Christmas porno review is cumming to Trash Epics! Put on your Santa hat, pull a few crackers, ram a candy cane up your arse, hang some mistletoe above your crotch and settle in for some seasonal cheer with extra stuffing! Continue »

Trash Epics is making games now. Using the free Unity 3D game engine, @Ren and @Der will be plotting some video games you can play here on the site, for free.

The long fabled Hobo with a Fence RPG will finally exist: a game where you play as a customizable hobo in a 3D physics-based world, fighting monsters, drinking and doing drugs, banging hookers, and getting AIDS. Continue »

Dustin Mills is a independent horror filmmaker located in Ohio. So his movies have peaked my interest especially Kill That Bitch. Such a great title for a horror movie,IMO. When I found out Dustin Mills store was having a buy one get one free I decided to get some of his movies. And Kill That Bitch is the first one I watched.

Kill That Bitch or as written on the DVD K.T.B. starts off with a woman with scars on... Continue »

Ok, so I haven't posted for a while, and I haven't added anything to the trash wiki, but I have been busy making this...



It's a first attempt at pretty much anything outside of following a tutorial in Blender 3D. It's also my first attempt at adding anything to YT - that's how far behind the times I am...!

Took a couple of weeks to get it this far (and even then it didn't quite turn out how I hoped), but I thought I'd better just get it out th... Continue »

What is joy? Is joy “God?” No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps. But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything.

I recently spoke to engineering evolutionary biological guy/science-person, Squeaky McKlean, who said, and I quote, “What is joy? Is joy ‘God?’ No, of course not. But then what is it? Is it a thing? Perhaps. But let’s delve further than conjecture and consult the scientists who know everything….”... Continue »

Who here understands life and death? No one. That’s why I’m here to explain it to you personally.

First comes life, both cuddly, squishy and sandpapery. All two of those three things at once. Then comes the knowledge that you’re not alone, that you’re a part of a system of other similar creatures bearing the same physical make-up that, if you inspect it far enough, is the same right down to the cells, chromosomes, genes and anatomical make-up. The only thing making you different from... Continue »

I merged my Alien, Predator, RoboCop, and Terminator timelines together, and added a few more to create a timeline of the fictional events in some of our favorite retro post-apocalyptic films.

EDIT: This has been merged/moved here https://trashepics.com/dump/page/horror_timeline.php
EDIT EDIT: This has been merged/moved here https://trashepics.com/timeline/

Some of the things these older movies have predicted isn't too far off. Thoughts?

One of my favourite sub genres in horror is rape and revenge. There's just something so inspiring watching a chick who was previously a victim, kick the shit out of the men that assaulted her. Among this sub genre, you'll find classics like;
I Spit on your Grave, Last House on the Left, Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Ms. 45 and I'll Never Die Alone. These excellent movies for the most part follow a... Continue »

From 2003-2005 the trusty, silky voiced, Queen's English BBC produced and released Monkey Dust.

If you haven't heard of it, go and find it at all speed.



A mix of animation styles from various studios, this sick, twisted, and wickedly funny comedy mish-mash knew no bounds. From paedophiles, cancer, suicide, and bestiality, to novice cottaging, telephone waiting queues, twats, and serial killers, no bar was too low, no line to far to cross, and... Continue »

Franck Khalfoun's Maniac (2012) is a remake of the 1980 movie of the same name. Taking place in Los Angeles this time, the overall plot is still very much the same. Socially awkward Frank Zito (Elijah Wood) stalks women, taking his victims' scalps to attach to his mannequins, sending fear throughout the city. Some of the women he stalks are charmed by his somewhat shy behavior. Others are fucking terrified as he follows them, making his intentions of harming them very well known. Continue »

John Wick (2014), starring Keanu Reeves as a the titular character, grieving his late wife. Before her death, however, she left him a lovely little puppy as a parting gift, which he quickly grew to love. However, home invasion and robbery result in a second loss for poor John Wick. This time, he wants some good old-fashioned revenge. Against the mafia.

Everyone loves a good revenge movie, because it gives you a clearcut villain that you root against, and you want to see suffer. It's sadistic, formulaic violence, and its justified. Using my magical computer voodoo, I'll filter a list to reflect the best revenge movies (in some way or another)... on Trash Epics! Which means this list means shit all, so let's have fun with it.

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View the Best Revenge Movies list
https://trashepics.com/media/?category=1&sort=value&tags=revenge
and be sure to influence this list with your vote, and suggest more essential bad-ass revenge movies for us all to watch.

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Also known as Left for Dead. The movie starts off with fraternity brothers in masks chasing another guy. When they catch him they start pushing him around and then someone pushes him on a rock. Everyone gets scared and decides to leave him there without knowing if he is dead or not. And then a year later the fraternity brothers start getting picked off one by one.

Devil's Night is supposed to be a throwback to 80s slashers or at least that... Continue »

Cap's back! And this time his helmet has wings!

This 1979 TV movie sequel reteams Reb Brown's Cap with Len Birman's Dr Mills, as they fight muggers and international terrorists.


After some foreshadowing shots of lots of people throwing frisbees at the beach, we see artist Steve Rogers painting portraits for the elderly. It turns out that these codgers (it should be pointed out here that if the writers had kept the orginal Cap origin there would... Continue »

So I watched this movie again the other night. But it felt like for the first because Scorpion released it to Blu-ray restored. Before it was dark and I could hardly make anything out. To All a Goodnight(1980) is a typical Christmas slasher. It's directed by David Hess of all people, but there isn't any rape scenes in this slasher.

The film starts off with a heading Calvins Finishing... Continue »