Tenebre
Your Vice is a Locked Room and only I have the Key.
Who Saw Her Die?
Black Belly of the Tarantula
Case of the Scorpion's Tail

I eat Humans all the time. One time for my birthday, someone got me Humans and chips and shit and then someone else made me organic chocolate chip cookies. So of course I thought the chips out and used the Choco Chip Cookies as the humans shoveller.

The Florida gore film has a long, rich history. Created in the early 60's by Herschell Gordon Lewis, and continued on by others with such epics as Blood Freak and Blood Stalkers. It wasn't until the mid-80's until a bright young filmmaker by the name of Tim Ritter would try his hand at the gore film. I mean, it's more of a slasher, I guess, but it is really gory, and shot in Florida, so, just go with it. Tim Ritter already had... Continue »

I forced my mind to become emotionally detached.
Emotions are overrated, and having been raised without siblings, it seemed a perfect fit.
Yes, I gradually forced my mind to detach itself, without turning against itself. So to speak.

I'm sorry, but there are few things in this world that is funnier than a fat person. Not to say they're all funny. Or worth making fun of for that matter. But I think we can all agree that a funny fat person will always be funnier than a funny normal person. It's just the way it is. But for a fat person to intentionally make a successful funny, they first must see the humor in their own girth, and either be okay... Continue »

I've always wanted to tear a picture of the pope, much like Sinead did in the 90's.

I grew up a Catholic, and I've always seen it as a way of "defying the emperor", per se.

Haven't had a damn nightmare since I was a kid.
But thanks to Julian Beck here as Kane last night I did. Lol

RIP Julian Beck

I used to be able to kill the screen bugs on my phone but i cant anymore.

Warning the following post contains images that might be deemed offensive. If you are easily offended, seriously, why are you here?

By this point, everyone has heard fo the infamous August Underground Trilogy. A decade ago, they were infamous and notorious, easily deranking the equally notorious Guinea Pig Series as the most fucked up pseudo snuff series to ever grace our depraved eyes. Now days, depraved and disturbing cinema can be found quite easily, especially because the internet is only a click away. Still, the effects of AU still hold up today, and even rewatches still get me cringing and squirming. I will never forget that it took me mutliple viewing to finally complete the series. There are some who view AU as boring and overhypered crap. And there are some that view is as real and utter horror. I'm in the latter camp. Continue »

Ahh Jess Franco. Everyone's favourite spanish pervert. Well, everyone's favourite right after Penelope Cruz. Not that she's a perv or anything, perhaps that's just wishful thinking on my behalf. But Franco, yeah he's a MAJOR perv. Don't believe me? Then you need to watch this movie. Cos quite frankly, it's the best soft core, porno, horror I have ever seen! But wait, there's something else, this movie is actually...good. Like really good. Like fucking amaze-balls good. Yeah that's how good. And... Continue »

Holy shlamoly. That girl is hilarious, she has done some good videos about global warming too.

People who come to this board from countries other my native, wonderful, planet-annihilating USA won't even know what the hell these people are talking about, but this video clip is really popular today, where I live. In New England, Deflategate has been a HUGE topic of conversation this year. Even more than global warming, global warmongering, or any of the other things we could be talking about. The University of New Hampshere is even offering... Continue »

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Sequels will never be taken all that seriously due to the assumption by most that they're almost always unoriginal and only exist to milk money out of the fans of the original. Some of them aren't so bad, but alot of them seem quite unnecessary, mainly because they are. I've never been one to shun a part 2 just because it's a part 2. These movies are of course preferred by most when the original director returns, as well as atleas... Continue »

She claims she loves horror, "especially indie horror".

There are indie horror flicks I like, but it's rare for them to be someone's bread and butter, as opposed to standard B fare.

On a side note, I think it's kind of sexy, the way she says "brah".

cause I aint finished it yet (it was gonna be but not happy with it)

and also cause the last piece is from a song that Ive planned for years but aint written
anyways started my next piece today an old song, problem is i get carried away with guitar solo's even though Im shit guitarist, used to be good but arthritis killed that dream many years ago, anyways fuck it will be good, first lines are

(prolly written 20 years ago)
do you remember me i... Continue »

I'm watching Death Sentence with Kevin Bacon, so I'm in the mood. Revenge films are always captivating because you get to see the bad guys getting what they deserve, and you don't feel guilty about it.

What are your favorite revenge films? Continue »

Per say, as you people have probably guessed.
My "per say" phase wasn't present on the horror board, per se.
It's almost as if the switch from Custodian to "Qustodian" is somehow responsible.
I'm not sure if good things come to those who wait, but I believe good things come to those who add "per se".

Sorry... I just had to say that. I don't know what possessed me... uh oh. Something possessed me. That sucks.

Just click on this:


For a REALLY good time, (if you are not too concerned about having more fun than humans should be allowed), you should watch that video, then position your clicker so the cursor is right at 9 seconds, in the timer bar at the bottom of the clip. Then, just keep watching from 9 to 15 seconds, and every time it gets to 15 seconds in the video just click your mouse so it goes back to 9 seconds. Do this over and over and over and... Continue »

I didn't like Chemistry in school. I know lots of kids found it interesting, but something about it bothered me. I guess because I was such a history nerd, chemical warefare was always at the back on my mind. The effects of napalm, agent orange, chlorine gases etc etc. That's some scary shit. Chemicals mixed with the wrong ones could be so disastrous for humanity, it scared the hell out of me. And it still does. If I ever have to do some hardcore cleaning, you bet your arses I read the backs of... Continue »

Out of curiousity. Has Dorian or Boki tried making an account here? I know that you guys would be able to monitor who everyone is much better than the mighty IMDB does.

...with all these insects moving and all.

I've been thinking of this movie a lot lately. The film deals with a mother losing her mind over the constant chaos that her son regularly instills upon her, and I can't help but feel a strong parallel to my own undesired reality. I live with my mother, who's taken custody of her severely autistic grandson, because his own mother couldn't bear it any longer. They like to focus on his autism as the reason for his manic behavior, but I've always felt his strong mental retardation was the greater issue. He's a handful to live with, and while I hate my sister for all the other horrible things she's done in her life, particularly to my own mother, I wont hold it against her that she couldn't deal with this child anymore. He's enough to drive anyone mad, and yet my mother has taken on the burden herself, due to some twisted sense of loyalty to her family that I can't understand. I wish I was more patient, but it's hard to be patient when you haven't had a good night's sleep in weeks. Continue »

Well this sucks. I'm bummed out about this one. I know he was 76 but he always seemed so healthy. I had no idea he even had cancer.

But what a career he had. I enjoyed most of his movies, even My Soul To Take and Shocker. What are your faves?

A total King Farouk! The one and only Sanjak of Novi Bazaar, and if you don't like that, you can go fuck a duck!