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just picked this set up, guys. Deadly Friend was on my mind tonight. With Wes dying, my mind went back to my childhood immediately. Lots of TBS watching this movie, when I didn't watch it when it was on HBO.

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This past weekend I was fortunate enough to attend Bruce Campbell's Horror Film Festival as part of the Chicago Wizard/Comic Con and see some horror flicks. Here are my brief thoughts on the films I saw:

The Green Inferno (2013)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2403021/

Got to see a special advanced screening, which also included an introduction by writer/director Eli Roth and star Lor... Continue »

Who will do this gross deed? None other than...

If there is, The Blob remake would get my vote.

I think it was sicker than I was expecting, per se.
It probably didn't hurt that they kept the 1958 setting, as opposed to trying to make it contemporary.
My two cents.

The pink flamingos are the default background on this site, in honor of John Water's film of the same name, but I realize that it's a pretty fucking stupid background. If anyone didn't know it already, you can change your preferred background on the site's footer. Mine is Danielle Harris, because she's hot as fuck. I'll never get tired of looking at her.

What are you using as your background? And is there anything you'd prefer to see here instead? Cuz I can always add more options.

It'll be tough to be stupider than @TheMulletKid100, but someone's gotta do it!

This movie is far from perfect, but in some ways it really blows me away. I think the scarecrows are as creepy as you could possibly want them to be. The way their voices, speaking right into the minds of their victims, can be confused with the voices of the other soldiers, on the audio headsets, is also pretty freaky. Also, I enjoy a good old fashioned military horror movie now and then, like Dog Soldiers, Day of the Dead, etc.... good stuff.

I just watched Thunderbolt and Lightfoot for the first time, and it's a pretty damn good movie. Then again, is anything of his not good? He's pretty much the greatest man who ever lived.

Are you in love with Clint Eastwood?
Well... you should be.

Acting or directing, what are your favorite Clint Eastwood movies? Continue »

Flowers is a abstract surreal horror film from Phil Stevens. Basically it's about six females waking up in the crawlspace underneath their killer's house. My perspective of the movie is it's the women remembering their lives and deaths. The audience gets a glimpse of both. Flowers also has no dialogue, but that in no way hinders the movie. In my opinion the lack of dialogue might even help because it makes the viewer create scenerios in their... Continue »

"An american giallo" is the best possible description, and I was extremely pleased with this one.

Atmospheric and violent, this film traces the exploits of a med student who witnesses his sister's death
(as a child) at the start of the film.

This is apparently all he needed to go on a murderous rampage, but there's style to spare in this senseless
horror film filmed largely in my state (Texas).

Side Note: The ending is quite masterful, as subtle as it happens to be. 7/10 from me.

I have a cousin resembling a shorter John Holmes, facially (I've never seen his cock).

My sister looks too much like Wifey from "Wifey's World."

There was one porn I was watching once, I don't know the name of it. It had this one girl whose name I don't know but she was getting all crazy into it. Unfortunately, I had to turn it off. She looked like too much like pictures I'd seen of my mother before I was born.

Not a family member, but I also have a friend who looks like a twin of Richi... Continue »

"After the mysterious death of her mother, a young woman chooses to enter a convent to find out what happened. As soon as the door closes to the nunnery, the nuns start torturing the woman. Also, the woman has to deal with a God-hating archbishop and a lesbian mother superior."

Wow! Hand on heart I think this is contender for the best nunsploitation film! Other favorites are "Killer Nun... Continue »

Come on... out with it! 'Fess up.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-investigating-after-images-of-cloaked-figure-go-viral/

As far as the films of Paul Mossissey go, I only really love two of them. Flesh For Frankenstein and Blood For Dracula. These two mean spirited, 70's exploitation versions of the popular Horror tales include what is most likely the best performance by not only Udo Kier, but Joe Dallesandro as well. They're great. Very entertaining films. But a couple years prior, director, Paul Morrissey made a not-so great film. He actua... Continue »

This probably brought about the end of this couple's relationship, but... I'm sorry, it's still frickin' funny.
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wait, it's not working... here, this is the URL, I think... you figure it out.
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I'm trying to think of a good caption. Either "Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the 3.1 second 40 yard dash." or "And there are those who say... he's still accelerating... somewhere out there in the darkness... even... right now.... Continue »

So I've never thought ghost were real I've seen some stuff I could never explain but never thought it was a ghost doing it thou.
To me most of this video looks like fake shit but some of it had me thinking what the hell is that.

There are, sadly, so few scenes in (relatively) modern cinema, in which white people prove that they black, by suddenly becoming Asian. Here is one of those scenes.

Just a brief rundown of my horror watches of the week.

Nightlight (2015)

Don’t let the title fool you, this movie is not about a child with a monster in his closet or a killer nightlight possessed by the spirit of Horace Pinker. Nightlight is the story of some teenage kids who decide to play a nighttime hide and seek game in some woods. Local legend has it that the woods are evil and make people commit suicide, and what better time to play in these woods than... Continue »

From 1969 to 1988, John Waters and Divine had collaborated on 6 filthy features. Towards the beginning of their career, they also made short films, such as Roman Candles, in which the tagline is "A triple projected trash epic". Oh egg man, where can I find those lost short films?

This fucking blew my mind 10/10. Sooooooooo good.

I saw this the other day:

https://vimeo.com/125067926

And the trailer/site leaded me to this:



Remember the dude who did Chopping Mall back in the day? Turns out he is churning out nuff shit... check his IMDB out... its a potential gold mine of amazingly random shit

I thought this would be a neat way to get recs from each other. It's simple just post the last horror movie you watched. I will go first.




Better than I remembered it. 8/10

I can't wait to see this movie. I heard it made two people pass out and one person throw up. It looks like a good body horror film to me. Hopefully it comes out before the end of the year.

As a companion piece to my "What are your issues?" thread https://trashepics.com/post/1/159/ , which focused more on mental hang-ups, this thread is more about physical fuck ups. Continue »

A goddamn legend, if there ever was one... Russ Meyer directed a LOT of sexploitation movies from the late 50s to late 70s, many of which were borderline porn at times, but still retained enough of a loose plot. However, the plots of his movies never mattered one bit, as they were just excuses for him to put voluptuous, big-breasted women on screen, coupled with random acts of violence and sexual exploits. Russ Meyer was a HUGE fan of HUGE breasts, and every single one of his movies features an abundance of great racks.

Surprisingly, his films are hard to find in the states, but I was fortunate enough to score a 19-movie set of his from the UK for only $40, and it's without a doubt the best dvd set of all time. I say this simply because I love tits, and I've never been big on full-blown porn, but that doesn't mean these movies aren't entertaining as fuck. Continue »