Oh my fucking God where do we start? First off I will point out this isn't porn The films title refer's to the upcoming film one of the lead characters will be starring in... Hugh 'fucking' Jackman

12 Inches of Dangling Fury is the tale of two sisters (Heather and Puggly), Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, and a BUSTY demon hunter named Aiko Harrada.

Confused? You should be

Basically you have... Continue »

Who plays an instrument?

I play guitar and write songs, but I've been in a dry spell for months. The inspiration just isn't there lately. I'm hoping to buy a new amp so I can bust out my electric guitar for the first time in years...

I remember that thread on the horror board where zed was shredding some tune about yakko, which totally surprised me. And he's a programmer too, which puzzled me even more, but that's beside the point! Continue »

I was just wanting to say Thank You to
Tromafreak and Fuad_Ramses_IV for letting me join this site.
I was on IMDb as jacobstanleymoore.
This site looks so much better then IMDb thanks again for letting me join.

Sometimes it's good to say to people in the office. "Me Grimlock not like you" or Grimlock say "Go fuck yourself"

Besides TrashEpics and the HB of course. These are (I think?) the only two forums I use and I was wondering if anyone on here goes on any other good horror sites.

"Young ravishingly beautiful girl (Ran Masaki) accepts a lucrative job as a secretary. Pretty soon company boss makes a pass at her in an abrupt manner. When outraged girl slaps him in the face the man deliberately plans a revenge. Soon the unsuspecting girl falls into a trap and is forced to become his sex-slave!"

https://i1338.photobucket.com/albums/o687/klownz666/1cbc630b-786d-4b9a-b... Continue »

There was a lot of positive buzz surrounding this and it really delivered. It truly is one of the best and most original horror films of the decade. It’s scary, suspenseful, and sticks with you.

After a sexual encounter, a young girl, Jay (Maika Monroe) is followed by a mysterious supernatural force.

The premise of this film alone is terrifying and original. It’s left the door open to a lot of... Continue »

I hate Tim Burton. I mean, I really just hate his movies. But the truth is, I hate his movies so much that I actually kind of hate the man a little as well. Not enough to wish brain cancer on him, or anything. Maybe kidney stones would be a fair compromise. But the point is, after all the annoying garbage I've sat through from Burton-Depp, I was willing to give their 2012 attempt at a... Continue »

I say "Nothing!" Every time I stare directly into my butt hole, it means nothing. I see no insight into my self, my soul, anything. My butthole is empty, except for poop, and I hate poop too. Does this mean I hate my own digestive system? No, it doesn't mean that.

Does this mean I love bad movies? No, it doesn't mean that either, although I do.

Does it mean when a frog, look, guys... Did you guys know when I was a kid I was so country I used to go frog-hunting at nights?

Love ya,

Do you guys think I'm fat? Here's a picture of me. Do I look fat in this picture? Or is it just the picture? Or is it me? Am I a big fat fatty? Am I lousy? Do I have a purpose in life? Do I disgust you?

Okay, so here's a picture of me. I'm gross, I know it. But, am I liveable? Like, should I keep living? Or am I just a big fat disgusting turd-tard? Am I extra ordinary in my shitty ways? Like, I want to be a half-turtle/half-man. Is that awful? Am I fat? Do you think I'm fat?

I sometimes pl... Continue »

I can't afford anything. I have no outstanding debts to anyone, I don't have a car, insurance, medical coverage, school bills, nothing. I only buy the cheapest foods, and the cheapest toiletries. I work as many hours as I can during the week, usually 30 to 40 if I'm lucky. I never buy anything for myself anymore. I can barely afford rent.

How do you guys do it? I need help.

Repost of my imdb thread - Thar be some spoiler below matey's

Let me preface this by saying I haven't read Barker since he went more fantasy than horror, though I really liked his earlier stuff.

So, the epic battle of Pinhead vs Harry D'Armour...a long time in the making and touted as a story which was gonna be the final hellraiser movie.

I'll start off with saying that I was very disappointed in this, for a few reasons.

It was more fantasy than horror (apart from an amazing openi... Continue »

I know it's a forum that many horror boarders used, and I know there's a lot of drama regarding bad moderation there. Wasn't klownz a head honcho over there? How does something like that go south?

Share your thoughts, so we can be constructive and make sure that shit wont happen here.

A low budget horror comedy film that’s set on Halloween (is there any better time of year to set a horror film?), that also happens to be a real gem. Written and directed by Jeremy Saulnier, it’s a clever mix of horror and comedy with a butt ton of Halloween imagery and critiques the pretentious urban artists and hipster types.

The film opens with various shots of Halloween decorations, jack-o-la... Continue »

Okay fookers here is a pretty cool horror comic about killer pumpkin stuff... i don't know bo diddley squat about comics or pumpkins but i read issue one & its the dogz nuts!

Issue 2 is now crowd funding on kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bloodandgourd/blood-and-gourd-issue-2-escape-from-henderson-farm

If you are into comics give this one a butchers!

Skeelo reviewed issue one & interviewed the mak... Continue »

Love rare horror films & exploitation? I have plenty of spare invites for CG. If anyone wants one, just give me a shout... if you join though don't "hit & run" its a torrent site so you have to seed or your account will get deleted & the admins over there take away invite privileges from people who invite to many cheating bastards.

The films of Chris Seaver are for loving or for hating only. I doubt there's anyone out there who thinks his films are "just okay", or "kinda dumb". This guy will leave an impression one way or the other. And in the world of micro-budget filmmaking, that's quite rare, especially these days. The first Sevaer flick I ever saw was Terror At Blood Fart Lake. For years, I had heard about an earlier movie of his, Mulva Z... Continue »

Endure a stint in prison.

This is Giuseppe Andrews -

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As a personal challenge to myself, I've decided to have Bill Cosby Week. You can probably guess that this challenge is about watching as many cinematic rapes as possible. How nasty or disturbing the movie is has no bearing here. Bill Cosby Week is purely about quantity of rapes. So, pinku, Cat III and roughies are the order of the day.

This is a terrible week for me to undertake such an endeavour, both timewise and emotionally. Which is why I'm doing it now. It seems appropriate. This... Continue »

Anyone here a nerd like me and collect these things? There's a lot of cool ones out there and you can find them online or at stores like Barnes & Noble.

Here's my collection thus far:


I still need Gill-man, the Bride of Frankenstein, and the Phantom (from the Opera, duh!) to complete my Universal Monsters collection.

https://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo208/damn_cyborg/reaction_terminator... Continue »

I made it out of my pee.
It is cardamom and pear mead. The flavor has been enriched by local honey produced by bees who pollinate a pasture of crimson clover. Its floral notes of lavendar and lily are tempered by a leathery base with an aroma of walnut. My partner and I aged it for a year and a half and feel ready to share it. We haven't filtered its dregs (rather, we've stirred them daily), nor did we strain its ingredients. We have, however, scraped the layer of mold from atop it.

Again, I... Continue »

This movie is a real treat and damn expensive to import. And the only available DVD's are bootlegs. You can't even find it online. Check out trailer:



Anyway I'm going to upload it to Youtube (if I can). It'll only be for a short while and I'll take it down again, but if anybody wants a link I'll send it (if it uploads and works. I'm new to this).

It's a good movie. Acting sucks but the rest is sweet

Back in the day, me and @damn_cyborg would write a shit-ton of stupid stories about two impossibly inept police officers Morin and Haze. Recently, we reminisced about these shitty characters and decided to continue their incompetent adventures. Here's a story I wrote today. Continue »

As trash fans, we all dig trashy flicks. Low budget, offensive and underground. This right here, is not a trashy flick, but fuck me if it wasn't an awesome movie, so I'm going to do a write up anyway. It may not be low budget or underground, but its message could be interpreted as quite offensive, but that depends on how you look at it.

Andrew Niemen is a first year student at a very established musical University in New York. He’s into jazz music, and aspires to be one of the great jazz mu... Continue »